{"product_id":"dumbf-kery-mug-pre-order","title":"Dumbf**kery Mug | PRE-ORDER","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRE-ORDER: ETA EARLY MARCH \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLet’s Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today Ceramic Coffee Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eNot in the mood for nonsense?\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSome days you’re chill.\u003cbr data-end=\"457\" data-start=\"454\"\u003eMost days… you need ground rules.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eYour polite-but-not-really way of saying: \u003cem data-end=\"646\" data-start=\"613\"\u003eread the room before you speak.\u003c\/em\u003e Perfect for the office, home, or any environment where common sense seems to be on backorder.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eSome days, you just need to set the tone—and this mug does it for you! Whether you’re headed into a Monday morning meeting, managing a house full of chaos, or just trying to get through your to-do list without unnecessary nonsense, this mug is your new favorite sidekick.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003ePerfect for the office, home, or anywhere you need a little extra “don’t even try me” energy, this mug delivers the message with just the right amount of sass. It’s a hilarious way to warn coworkers, roommates, or family members that today is not the day for shenanigans.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eLife is too short for unnecessary dumbfuckery. Start your day with a mug that says what everyone else is thinking—so you don’t have to.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e...helping you sip and set boundaries, one mug at a time.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eWarning: This mug does not actually prevent dumbf*ckery, but it does make it more bearable. ☕️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHolds a 14oz \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eof \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e“I’ve got this” energy\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable, stylish speckled ceramic construction-\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003ebuilt for spills, stress, and surprise meetings\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDouble\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e-sided design \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eso everyone knows who’s in charge\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher \u0026amp; Microwave safe\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e, because you’re too busy to hand-wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4 (top diameter) x 3.5 (height)x 3\" (bottom diameter)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight Ivory with Speckles \u0026amp; Black lettering | White Sesame Glaze\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse Caution When Removing From Microwave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46372652253373,"sku":"sku-43908716986582","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0753\/1226\/7453\/files\/dumbfuckery_070c4871-944c-4f56-acac-815ae8f825e7.jpg?v=1769968136","url":"https:\/\/www.mildlyconcerned.com\/products\/dumbf-kery-mug-pre-order","provider":"KJ Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}